Hand-picked and delicately sliced for your discerning palette... it's Dire Beef. Dire Beef is a World of Warcraft guild that's taken the Dark Iron server by storm for three years... one drunken brawl at a time.

Guild members can use our forums, Teamspeak, and Ventrilo services to maximize their Warcraft dining experience.

If you'd like to join us, feel free to read up on what we're about. We like to think of ourselves as the guild for people who generally hate RPG guilds.

The Origins of Dire Beef record our earliest days. If you just can't get enough of us, take pleasure in the Dire Beef Filet Carta, our Guild owner's manual.

Surf & Turf was served last week when Dire Beef carved up Lady Vashj.

Vanguard Raid Leaders Horns and Snotz recommend pairing Lady Vashj steaks with sliced lime and sea salt, or topped with a passion fruit compote.

They said it couldn't be done by a casual, lifestyle-friendly guild. And yet, Dire Beef continues to rack up the kill scores. Last night, some of our premier raiding members warstomped Fathom Lord and Lotheras.

Loot and BAC counts to be confirmed later.

So many accomplishemnts and causes for celebration recently! As we're now being linked to from other parts of the Internet, I better get on my Public Relations duties. Our forums are incredibly active, but for those without access to those, we'll keep a running journal of the big stuff here.

If you're looking for older news, just step right this way.